You find yourself in a room. You're surrounded by doors of warious colors, each of them with it's own number engraved on the front. There is also a [[hole in the ceiling|Hole]].
(if: $plant is 1)[[[Put the plant on the floor|Put plant down]]]
(if: $plant is 3)[There's a tiny, dry plant sitting in the middle of the room.
(if: $sponge is 2) [[[Water the plant with whale tears|Plant water]]]]
(if: $plant is 4)[The plant grew into a thick, green vine reaching far above the [[hole in the ceiling|Hole]].
(unless: $rosemary is 1)[[[Pick some leaves|Leaves got]]]]
[[enter Door number 1 (green)|Green]]
[[enter Door number 2 (blue)|Blue]]
[[enter Door number 3 (red)|Red]]
[[enter Door number 4 (yellow)|Yellow]]
[[enter Door number 5 (orange)|Orange]]
[[enter Door number 6 (Brown)|Brown]]
[[enter Door number 7 (pink)|Pink]]
[[enter Door number 8 (purple)|Purple]]
[[enter Door number 9 (Black)|Black]](if: $plant is 0)[A small room with a tiny, potted plant sitting in the middle. It's dying! Oh no, that poor plant needs light and water!
[[Pick up the plant|Plant pick]]]
(if: $plant is 1 or 3)[The room is empty.
[[Back to The Room|Start]]]A huge room with a wailing whale laying on the floor. It's dripping wet.
[[Collect it's tears|Whale tears]]
[[Enter the whale|Whale inside]]
[[Back to The Room|Start]]A warm, heavily decorated room with a beautiful [[fireplace|Fireplace]] and a cozy looking [[armchair|Armchair]].
(if: $bears is 0)[There's a few [[animal heads|Heads]] hanging on the wall above the fireplace.]
There are also three doors leading to the other rooms.
[[Go to the bathroom|Bathroom]]
[[Go to the bedroom|Bedroom]]
[[Go to the kitchen|Kitchen]]
[[Back to The Room|Start]](if: $lake is 1)[The ball of fire seems to have fallen into the lake and dissapeared along with it.(unless: $yellow is 1)[You see [[something shining|Yellow key]] at the bottom of the remaining hole in the ground.]]
(unless: $lake is 1)[A huge [[yellow lake|color]]. Is it another room or is this the outside? You can see [[The Sun|Sun]], but it looks kind of... fake?
(if: $Shoe is 0)[[[Go for a swim|Swim]]]
(if: $ferrybell is 1 and $boat is 0)[[[Ring the silver bell|Ferry]]]
(if: $boat is 1)[[[Get on the boat|Ride the boat]]]
(if: $rod is 1)[[[Go fish|Fishing fail]]]]
[[Back to The Room|Start]]Oh, look! Batting cages! How cool is that!?
There's a rusty old robot sitting next to one of the pitching machines.
(if: $bat is 1)[[[Play|Batting]]]
[[Talk to it|Robot]]
[[Leave|Start]]There's a huge, strange looking machine here. It has two smaller openings on the front marked as "Input 1" and "Input 2", and a bigger one on the side marked as "Output". You can also see a big red button saying "INST", and a lever switched to "OFF".
(if: $manual is 1)[
(unless: $takit is 1)[
(unless: $slot1 is 1)[[[Input 1|Input 1]]]
(else:)[[[Input 1|Input 1 full]]]
(unless: $slot2 is 1)[[[Input 2|Input 2]]]
(else:)[[[Input 2|Input 2 full]]]
[[Pull the lever|Output]]]
(else:)[[[Check the output hole|Results chamber]]]]
[[Press the button|INST]]
(if: $manual is 0)[[[Pull the lever|Lever empty]]]
[[Leave|Start]]This room is filled with bird cages of various shapes and sizes.
It is also heavily decorated with fake branches and leaves.
(unless: $blar is 1)[Too bad all the birds are dead and rotten.
[[Take them anyway!|Birds got!]]]
[[Leave|Start]]There's a heavy, wooden chest sitting on a pedestal in the middle of the room.
The sign underneath it says: "Mystery chest of many treasures!".
(if: $bell is 0)[[[Open the chest|Chest]]]
(if: $bell is 1)[[[Open the chest again|Chest 2]]]
(if: $bell is 2)[[[Open the chest again|Chest 3]]]
(if: $bell is 3)[[[Open the chest again|Chest 4]]]
(if: $bell is 4)[[[Open the chest again|Chest 5]]]
(if: $bell is 5)[[[Open the chest again|Empty chest]]]
[[Leave|Start]]A small black box on a wooden table.
There are six locks in the box, each marked with a different color.
(if: $green is 1)[You put the green key in it's place.]
(if: $blue is 1)[You put the blue key in it's place.]
(if: $red is 1)[You put the red key in it's place.]
(if: $yellow is 1)[You put the yellow key in it's place.]
(if: $orange is 1)[You put the orange key in it's place.]
(if: $brown is 1)[You put the brown key in it's place.]
[[Open the box|Black box]]
[[Leave|Start]]You can't leave now. You made a decision. To jump into the hole. And never go [[back|Start]].You pick up the plant gently. There was a green key uder the pot! You pick it up.
The green room is now empty.
(set: $plant to 1)
(set: $green to 1)
[[Back to The Room|Start]]You place the plant directly under the hole in the ceiling. It has plenty of sunlight now, but it still needs water.
(set: $plant to 3)
[[Back to The Room|Start]](if: $sponge is 0)[You don't have anything to collect the tears with.]
(if: $sponge is 1 or 2)[You collect the tears with a sponge. It's dripping wet.
(set: $sponge to 2)]
[[Back to The Blue Room|Blue]]It's too dark inside. Darkness is scary.
(if: $lighter is 1)[[[Use the lighter|Whale adv start]]]
[[Back to The Blue Room|Blue]](if: $red is 1)[A nice fire.]
(unless: $red is 1)[There's something glowing in the fireplace! Too bad it's on fire.
(if: $gloves is 1)[[[Use the gloves|Red key]]]
(if: $sponge is 2)[[[Squeeze whale tears into the fire|Not enough]]]]
[[Back|Red]]You sit in the most comfy armchair in the world. You notice a strange handle under the armrest. Would you like to press it?
[[Yes|This!]]
[[No|Ok then]](if: $bears is 1)[The wall is now empty.]
(if: $bears is 0)[A bear, A smaller bear, and a very tiny bear.
Also, a huge fish with very sharp teeth and a glowing [[dingus|Dingus]] dangling above it's head.
[[Take the heads|Bear heads got]]]
[[back|Red]]An elegant, clean looking bathroom with a [[shower|Shower]], a [[toilet|Toilet]], a [[sink|Sink]] and a [[washing machine|Washing]].
[[Back to The Red Room|Red]]A nice bedroom with a huge [[bed|Safe]] in the middle.
[[Back to The Red Room|Red]]The chair reclines all the way suddenly, giving you a nice view of the ceiling and a peculiar sense of satisfaction.
There seems to be [[something|Ceiling messege]] written on the ceiling!Ok, then.
[[Get up|Red]]But can your chair do this?!
3690
(set: $code to 1)
[[get up|Red]]Yep. A dingus.
[[Back|Heads]]You try to take a shower. There is no water.
(if: $sponge is 0)[There's a sponge hanging on a hook in the wall. Take it?
[[Yes|Sponge take]]]
[[Leave|Bathroom]]You use the toilet. The flushing lever is broken. How unpleasant.
[[back|Bathroom]]You try to wash your hands. There is no water.
(unless: $soap is 1)[There's a bar of soap laying in the sink. Take it?
[[Yes|Soap got]]]
[[back|Bathroom]](if: $shorts is 0)[There's a pair of shorts left inside the washing machine. Take?
[[Sure|Shorts got]]
[[Nah|Bathroom]]]
(if: $shorts is 1)[An empty washing machine.
[[Back|Bathroom]]]Sponge acquired! it's dry.
(set: $sponge to 1)
[[Exit the shower|Bathroom]]Shorts acquired!
(set: $shorts to 1)
[[Back|Bathroom]]You squeeze the tears into the pot. The plant explodes into a thick, green vine reaching far above the hole in the ceiling.
(set: $plant to 4)
[[Leave throught the hole|Leave me]]
[[Back to The Room|Start]]You can't leave now. You made a decision. To jump into the hole. And never go [[back|Start]].(if: $code is 0)[There's a safe hidden under the bed! If only you knew the code...]
(if: $code is 2)[There's a safe hidden under the bed! It's empty.]
(if: $code is 1)[There's a safe hidden under the bed! Input the code from the ceiling?
[[Yes|Open safe]]
[[No|Don't open]]]
[[Back|Bedroom]]
You find a golden knife and a deck of cards!
(set: $knife to 1) (set: $cards to 1)
(set: $code to 2)
[[back|Bedroom]]Ok, then.
[[Back|Bedroom]]This doesn't look like water at all.
[[Back|Yellow]]You can't look at the sun without sunglasses!
(if: $glasses is 1)[[[Put the glasses on|Wrong glasses]]]
(if: $sunglasses is 1)[[[Put the sunglasses on and have a look|Looking at the sun]]]
[[Back|Yellow]]You try to dip your foot in the lake. You don't have a shoe anymore.
(set: $Shoe to 1)
[[Back|Yellow]]That's not enough to put out the fire.
[[Back|Fireplace]]I OPERATE THE PITCHING MACHINE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
(if: $homerun is 1 and $glasses is 0)[[[Can I have those socks, now?|No socks]]]
(if: $glasses is 2)[[[I'll take those glasses|Glasses got thot]]]
(if: $dinner is 1 and $orange is 0)[[[Here's your dinner|Orange key 1]]]
(if: $rage is 1)[[[How do I hit a homerun?|PPP]]]
(if: $bat is 0)[[[I need a bat|Bat got]]]
(unless: $orange is 1)[[[Do you have a key?|Key talk]]]
[[Do you know where I could find some water?|Where is water]]
(if: $bat is 1 and $info is 1)[[[Bye|Orange]]]HERE YOU GO.
You got a bat!
(set: $bat to 1)
[[Thanks|Robot]]THE KEY IS A REWARD FOR HITTING A HOMERUN. AND BRINGING ME A NICE [[DINNER|Meat]].
[[What if I don't bring you a dinner?|No dinner]]WHY WOULD A ROBOT NEED WATER?
[[...|Why water]]I LOVE FRESH MEAT.
[[Back|Key talk]]THE REWARD FOR HITTING A HOMERUN AND NOT BRINGING DINNER IS A PAIR OF WHITE SOCKS.
(set: $info to 1)
[[OK|Robot]]THERE IS NO WATER. ANYWHERE. EVERYTHING IS DEAD.
[[But there's a whale crying in the other room!|Wake up]]
(if: $plant is 4)[[[But I watered a plant with whale tears and it grew!|Wake up]]]...
YOU SHOULD JUST WAKE UP ALREADY.
[[What?|Robot]]The Robot inserts a ball into the machine.
ARE YOU READY?
[[Yes|Ready to swing]]
[[No|Orange]]The ball is coming right at you!
(either:[[Swing with your eyes closed and hope for the best!|Miss]], [[Swing like your grandma taught you!|Miss]], [[Swing so hard you could loose an arm!|Almost]], [[Swing at that ball!|Almost]], [[Swing like a champ!|Hit]])(set: $rage to 0)
(if: $homerun is 0)[You hit a homerun! Somehow!
AMAZING. SPECTACTULAR. TRULY UNBELIEVABLE. WOW.
(set: $homerun to 1)
[[Yay!|Orange]]]
(else-if: $homerun is 1)[You hit a homerun! Again!
[[Easy!|Orange]]](either: "A swing! And a miss!", "That wasn't even close!", "You miss!", "That was terrible!")
[[Try again|Ready to swing]]
[[Rage quit|Rage]](either: "You hit the ball! Not a homerun, tho.", "You smash that ball straight into the ground!", "A hit! Straight into the ceiling!", "The ball hits five centimeters below the homerun bell!")
[[Try again|Ready to swing]]
[[Rage quit|Rage]]WE'RE OUT OF SOCKS.
[[...|Glasses instead?]]I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOU THOSE COOL GLASSES, INSTEAD.
[[OK|Glasses got thot]]
[[No!|No glasses]]You got a nice pair of glasses!
(set: $glasses to 1)
[[Back|Orange]]FEEL FREE TO COME BACK IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. THOSE ARE REALLY NICE GLASSES.
(set: $glasses to 2)
[[Back|Orange]](set: $rage to 1)
You throw the bat at the ground and [[leave|Start]]. WITH RAGE!DO YOU NEED SOME MOTIVATION?
[[Yes|Motivation]]I BELIEVE IN YOU.
[[Back|Orange]]After closer examination, you discover that this "Sun" is in fact just a relatively small ball of burning inferno hanging right below the ceiling! Fascinating. You wish you could have an even closer look...
(if: $rod is 1 and $cranehook is 1)[[[Fish the sun!|Fishing the sun]]]
[[Back|Yellow]]You open the chest. You find a silver bell with the word "ferry" engraved on the side. Take it?
[[Yes|Bell got]]
[[No|Bell not]]You open the chest. You find a tiny fishing hook made out of a strange, glowing metal. Take it?
[[Yes|Hook go]]
[[No|Bell not]](set: $boat to 1)
There's something aproaching from the opposite side of the lake. It's a tiny boat!
Get on?
[[Yes, please|Ride the boat]]
[[No, thank you|Yellow]]The boat takes you to the opposite side of the lake. There's an old, wooden cabin here, but it's locked.
(if: $crowbar is 1)[[[Use the crowbar|Use the crowbar]]]
[[Go back|Yellow]]There's a piece of paper at the bottom of the chest.
"You took everything? How greedy."
Take it?
[[Yes|Paper got]]
[[No|Bell not]]An elegant kitchen straight from an IKEA magazine. Would you like to cook something?
(unless: $dinner is 1)[[[Look at the recipe book|Recipe]]
(if: $recred is 1)[[[Cook|Cooking]]]]
[[Leave|Red]]There's a pot sitting on the burner.(if: $ing1 is 1)[There's whale meat in the pot.](if: $ing2 is 1)[There's blood in the pot.](if: $ing3 is 1)[There's plant leaves in the pot.](if: $ing4 is 1)[There's a bunch of cranberries in the pot.]
(unless: $ing1 is 1)[(if: $whalemeat is 1)[[[Throw in the meat|Meat in]]]]
(unless: $ing3 is 1)[(if: $rosemary is 1)[[[Throw in the leaves|Leaves in]]]]
(unless: $ing2 is 1)[(if: $knife is 1)[[[Cut yourself|Blood in]]]]
(unless: $ing4 is 1)[(if: $cranberries is 1)[[[Throw in the cranberries|Cran in]]]]
(if: $ing1 is 1 and $ing2 is 1 and $ing3 is 1 and $ing4 is 1)[[[Cook it|Cook it]]]
[[Leave|Kitchen]](if: $green is 1 and $blue is 1 and $red is 1 and $yellow is 1 and $orange is 1 and $brown is 1)[[[You open the box|Black box inside]]]
(else:)[You haven't collected all the keys yet.
[[Back|Black]]](set: $bell to 6)
You take the paper.
[[OK|Brown]](set: $bell to 1) (set: $ferrybell to 1)
You take the bell.
[[OK|Brown]]
You close the chest.
[[OK|Brown]](set: $bell to 2) (set: $hook to 1)
You take the hook.
[[OK|Brown]]You open the chest. You find a big, shiny bar of gold. Take it?
[[Yes|Bar got]]
[[No|Bell not]](set: $bell to 3) (set: $bar to 1)
You take the bar.
[[OK|Brown]]You open the chest. You find a pair of red, velvet shorts. Take it?
[[Yes|Velvet got]]
[[No|Bell not]](set: $bell to 4)
You take the shorts.
[[OK|Brown]]You open the chest. You find a brown key. Take it?
[[Yes|Brown key got]]
[[No|Bell not]](set: $bell to 5) (set: $brown to 1)
You take the key.
[[OK|Brown]](set: $bears to 1) (set: $fishglow to 1)
You got bear heads! And a scary fish head!
[[OK|Heads]]The machine prints out a piece of paper. Read it?
[[Yes|Manual]]
[[No|Pink]]Nothing happens.
[[OK|Pink]]Proffesor Hubert's Magical Wonder Machine!
(set: $manual to 1)
Do you consider all birds to be disgusting and annoying pests? Well, I certainly do! But! With this revolutionary device you can easily combine those useless creatures with other items, to create better items! Just insert a bird into slot nr 1 and an item of your choice into slot nr 2 and pull the lever! Infinite possibilities!
Just make sure the name of the bird combines with the name of the item (at least a bit).
[[OK, then|Pink]]Select your bird (if you have any).
(if: $birdos is 7)[
(unless: $tarrots is 1)[[[Parrot|Parrot]]]
(unless: $crowbar is 1)[[[Crow|Crow]]]
(unless: $sunglasses is 1)[[[Swan|Swan]]]
(unless: $dovesoap is 1)[[[Dove|Dove]]]
(unless: $cranehook is 1)[[[Crane|Crane]]]
(unless: $cranberries is 1)[[[Crane|Crane 2]]]]
[[Back|Pink]]Select you item (if you have any).
(unless: $cranehook is 1)[(if: $hook is 1)[[[Hook|Hook]]]]
(unless: $sunglasses is 1)[(if: $glasses is 1)[[[Glasses|Glasses]]]]
(unless: $crowbar is 1)[(if: $bar is 1)[[[Bar|Bar]]]]
(unless: $cranberries is 1)[(if: $bears is 1)[[[Bears|Bears]]]]
(unless: $dovesoap is 1)[(if: $soap is 1)[[[Soap|Soap]]]]
(unless: $tarrots is 1)[(if: $cards is 1)[[[Cards|Cards]]]]
(if: $shorts is 1)[[[Shorts|Shorts]]]
[[Back|Pink]]You pull the lever. Did it work?
(if: $birdos is 1 And $itemos is 1)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked! (set: $resultos to 1)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
(if: $birdos is 2 And $itemos is 2)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked!(set: $resultos to 2)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
(if: $birdos is 3 And $itemos is 3)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked!(set: $resultos to 3)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
(if: $birdos is 4 And $itemos is 4)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked!(set: $resultos to 4)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
(if: $birdos is 5 And $itemos is 5)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked!(set: $resultos to 5)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
(if: $birdos is 5 And $itemos is 6)[You hear the machine grind and crush. Seems like it worked!(set: $resultos to 6)(set: $birdos to 7) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $takit to 1)]
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 1) (set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead parrot into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 2)(set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead crow into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 3)(set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead swan into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 4)(set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead dove into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 5)(set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead crane into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 5) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the fishing hook in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 3) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the glasses in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 2) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the gold bar in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 6) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the bear heads in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 4) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the soap in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 1) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the cards in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $itemos to 7) (set: $slot2 to 1)
You put the shorts in the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $birdos to 7) (set: $blar to 1) (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $resultos to 9)
You got an assortment of bird corpses:
a parrot,
a crow,
a swan,
a dove,
and two cranes!
[[Leave|Start]]There's already a bird in there.
Take it out?
[[Yes|Take bird out]]
[[Back|Pink]](set: $birdos to 5)(set: $slot1 to 1)
You shove the dead crane into the hole.
[[OK|Pink]](set: $soap to 1)
You get soap.
[[OK|Bathroom]]Those aren't sunglasses. Just normal glasses.
[[OK|Sun]]There's already an item in there.
Take it out?
[[Yes|Take item out]]
[[Back|Pink]]You look into the hole. Did you find anything?
(if: $resultos is 1)[ You find tarrot cards!(set: $tarrots to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
(if: $resultos is 2)[ You find a crowbar!(set: $crowbar to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
(if: $resultos is 3)[ You find sunglasses!(set: $sunglasses to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
(if: $resultos is 4)[ You find Dove Soap!(set: $dovesoap to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
(if: $resultos is 5)[ You find a crane hook!(set: $cranehook to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
(if: $resultos is 6)[ You find cranberries!(set: $cranberries to 1)(set: $resultos to 9)(set: $slot1 to 0)(set: $slot2 to 0)(set: $takit to 2)]
[[Back|Pink]]You take the bird out of the hole. (set: $birdos to 7) (set: $slot1 to 0)
[[OK|Pink]]You take your item out of the hole. (set: $itemos to 8)(set: $slot2 to 0)
[[OK|Pink]](set: $rod to 1) (set: $gloves to 1)
You use the crowbar to get into the shack. It's dark, dusty, and rotten, but there's a sturdy looking fishing rod on one of the shelves along with a pair of protective gloves. You feel like you could shove your hands into anything with those.
[[Take them and leave|Yellow]]You take out your rod and try to catch something tasty. Your fishing hook dissolves in the "water". Seems like this won't work.
[[Ok|Yellow]]You put a crane hook on your fishing rod and take a big swing.
[[Yes?|Yes!]]It works! The hook is now firmly attached to "The Sun"!
[[Pull|Pull the sun]]You pull as hard as you can. The burning ball of fire is now rapidly moving in your direction. (set: $lake to 1)
[[I better leave|Start]]You find a yellow key! (set: $yellow to 1)
[[OK|Start]](set: $red to 1) (set: $lighter to 1)
You find a red key and a lighter!
[[OK|Red]]You turn on the lighter. The flame gives you just enough light to let you stop being a little bitch and [[crawl into the whale|Whale adv entrance]].
[[Leave|Blue]]You crawl into the whale. It seems to be a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside. As you go in deeper and deeper, the fleshy corridors expand until you can walk up straight without a problem.
[[You walk|Walk]]You walk.
[[You keep walking|Keep walking]]And you keep walking.
[[And then you fall into a hole|Whalegon]]And then you fall into a hole. Damn it!
[[Look around|Whale town]]You land in a goopy puddle of something smelly and terrifying.
[[Get up and look around|Bluburbs]](set: $recred to 1)
You skim through the recipe book looking for something you can actually make.
Here's one! Only four [[ingredients]] (besides the spices, but who needs those), and it has a nice picture ,so you don't even need to read the recipe. Just shove it all into a pot and cook! Right? It's gonna be great.
[[Back|Kitchen]]You're going to need [[deer meat]], [[rosemary]], [[red wine]], and some [[blackberries]].
[[OK|Recipe]]There's no way you can get deer meat here. But does it have to be deer? Any sort of meat should be fine. It's all the same, anyway.
[[OK|ingredients]]Red wine? What about... just blood? It's red. It's tasty. Same thing.
[[OK|ingredients]]Rosemary? That's some sort of leafy thing, right? Any bunch of leaves should be fine for this. It's just decoration.
[[OK|ingredients]] Or something like that.
[[OK|ingredients]] There's a whole town built down here. Shops, houses and even a church all made out of rotten scraps of wood laying around in the belly of the wale. Seems like some people tried to survive here after they've been swallowed. The only thing that's left of them now is the corpses laying around the place.
[[Bakery]]
[[Butcher's shop]]
[[Church]]
[[leave]]The bakery is closed. The sign on the door says "Out of bread".
(If: $crowbar is 1)[[[Use the crowbar|Bakery inside]]]The butcher shop seems to only be offering whale meat at the moment. But it's fresh and free! Just grab a knife and cut yourself a piece!
(unless: $whalemeat is 1)[
(if: $knife is 1)[[[Do it!|Meat got]]]
(else:)[You don't have a knife.]]
[[Leave|Bluburbs]]You enter the tiny church. There's an altar in the middle with a (unless: $blue is 1)[[[blue key|blue key]] on a chain and a] [[small book]] laying on top of it. There's also a huge painting of a ship on one of the walls.
[[Leave|Bluburbs]]The hole is too hight on the ceiling to reach.
[[Use the fishing rod]]
[[Back|Bluburbs]]You cut off a piece of the whale and put it in your pocket.(set: $whalemeat to 1)
[[OK|Butcher's shop]]You get inside. It's empty.
[[Leave|Bluburbs]]You take the key. (set: $blue to 1)
[[OK|Church]]"Friendship Church"
"And as the Bible says: there will come a time when the great French Ship will sail into the open seas, slay the giant beast an rescue us from this shit. Amen."
[[OK|Church]]You use the fishing rod to stab the whale in the guts. It throws up violently.
[[You're outside!|Blue]]You put the fresh whale meat into the pot. (set: $ing1 to 1)
[[OK|Cooking]]You run the knife gently across you wrist and bleed into the pot. (set: $ing2 to 1)
[[OK|Cooking]]You take a few small leaves from the plant.(set: $rosemary to 1)
[[OK|Start]]You put the plant leaves into the pot. (set: $ing3 to 1)
[[OK|Cooking]]You put the cranberries in the pot. (set: $ing4 to 1)
[[OK|Cooking]]You cook the ingredients.
[[Wait|Cook it]]
[[Take a nap|Wait nap]]You decide to take a nap. When you wake up your Whale Brew smells horrible. That means it's done.
[[Take it|Dinner got]]You got a meal. (set: $dinner to 1)
[[OK|Kitchen]]THANK YOU KIND HUMAN. HERES YOUR KEY.
(You got an orange key.)(set: $orange to 1)
[[Ok, bye|Orange]]
[[Are you gonna eat that?]]ROBOTS DON'T EAT.
(He throws your dinner into the trash)
[[Ok, then|Orange]]You open the box. You get blinded by a sudden, bright light. A small, glowing object ascends from the box and floats above it in silence. As your eyes get used to the light you notice that that object is in fact a small ship with a french flag on the mast.
[[It's the French Ship!]]The all powerfull French Ship speaks to you.
"I see you're trying to get out after all...I knew you won't be able to stay here for long."
[[What is this place?]]"French Ship can't solve all your problems. You're gonna have to fix yourself before the French Ship can help you."
[[But I'm just a weakling! I can't fix myself alone!]]"The French Ship comes to those who are worthy. You are not worthy and you never will be. Get out of your imaginary world and live your life all alone. This is your punishment."
[[Punishment for what?]]"You don't remember? You created this hole. To run away. Hide from reality. Hide from the people. But everything is dead here and now you feel alone. You can't live your whole life inside of your own head. You'll wither away like a plant without water."
[[Can you help me?]] "For being dull, weak, childish, dependent, sad, boring, needy, naive, foolish, hesitant, forgetful, cowardly, absentminded, unlikable, strange, and just... worse. You shouldn't even try. No one will like you and you know it. There's no sailing the French Ship for you.
Now leave. I have nothing else to say."
[[Wake up and leave]]You open your eyes to the world. It's terrible.
[[Time to go live that precious life. I guess.]]The End.